Wednesday, 3 June 2015

I want that long hair slicked back... ponytail

Chaneling Taylor Swift to talk about hair problems *sigh*

Exhibit A

Miranda Kerr. Hot momma (literally) with beautiful features from (head to toe).

Exhibit B
Cara Delevigne. Hot tomboyish (also) with beautiful features from head to toe.

Exhibit C
Me. With... slightly above average features.. from head to toe.  
Though I've received praises for my super straight hair before.
I guess it's a good feature if you're into that. 

What does exhibit A, B and C have in common?
(not-so slicked back) Ponytails!
What does exhibit A, B and C NOT have in common?
Model career, distinctive facial features, and balding 5head (please refer to exhibit C).

I have a balding 5head. 
It used to be 5head but now the right side is on the incline (pun intended) toward becoming a 6 head.

I don't want to go bald before I turn 30 can?
Also, I would like to one day be able to tie my hair up like that and not have people ask if my work is really stressful. --_______--lll

The corners go up really high instead of a normal curve. T^T

This means I can't have anything more than 7/3 side parting because it'll show that one side of my hair is really thin, and the balding corners will pop. 

I can't have middle parting because my face is not oval enough for it,
and I can't have a square fringe because my scalp is very, very oily. 

I wash my hair every morning and by around 1pm, my fringe starts looking greasy like this. 

Not exaggerating. 

If you know me, you'll know I've basically tried every "safe for work" hairstyle there is because I'm still constantly on the search for a hairstyle that suits me. 

I did some googling and found some info and causes on hair loss or (in a fancy way) alopecia. Going to list out a few until I get lazy. 

1. 91% of our hair is made up of keratin, a type of protein?
A lack of protein will stop hair growth. 
If you suddenly eat a lot less protein (mainly meat, fish, eggs, ), you might face this problem. 

2. Stress is a common cause for hair loss
That's why successful people usually have really little hair wtf. =X I'm on my way towards success lol. Feeling stressed will mess up the life cycle of your hair. That's why the new ones don't or are slow in growing, and the old ones fall off. 

3. Genetics could be a bitch 
What they say IS true. If you want to know how your spouse looks like when they're old, look at their parents, especially when it comes to hair. 

4. Weight could be more than you lose
One of the causes for alopecia a.k.a hair loss is dramatic weight loss. If you're suffering from anorexia or bulimia, chances are, hair loss would jump onto the bandwagon of your problems. Your body (and those around you) would be shocked  with the dramatic change and it would need around 6 months time to adjust to the situation (talk about a slow reaction).

This company Jonsson Protein says that all our hair problems can be solved with protein. The company uses technology from USA and their own formula to solve hair problems, like male and female pattern baldness, dandruff hair loss, spot baldness, post-natal baldness, menopausal hair loss, premature grey hair and chemically damaged hair. 
 (seems like woman have to face more of these hair loss problems T^T)

They boast of "Visible results in 1 session" and I'm soooooooooooo ready to try it. 
Sponsorship can? =X
I'm so broke I can't bother being shameless anymore.

Might just visit them one day coz they their first trial is only RM28. They provide scalp scan so maybe I can finally find out what my goddang hair problem is. (Hopefully not genetics wtf) 
And they have an outlet in Mid Valley and if you don't know yet, I'm working here now. 

Can give me a call if you want to treat me lunch/ dinner. 
*still shameless*

That's what J_Fish has to say~ Au Revoir~