Wednesday, 6 June 2012

Snow White and the Huntsman

I wanted to do a video rant about it.

Then I remembered that I'm camera shy.

So now you have to read it.

If you're afraid of spoilers, you must be kidding me.

Come on, how do you spoil a children's story
which you've probably heard at least 50 times (no exaggeration)
The only difference in this movie is that Snow White in this film
is not the singing smiling cheerful sweet princess
but a frowning tough girl instead.

That part you probably know already if you've watched the trailer.

So what is there to spoil?
The only spoiler I could tell you is that there is no significant twist.

There. Spoiled the movie for you didn't I.
I'm a badass.

I'm going to really spoil it a little.

Ok, it's slightly different from the fairytale Disney version,

My mind kept drifting away during the movie
because it had a few similarities with a few movies The Lord of The Rings.
There was a scene where they were travelling in a greenish mountain scene
and there were NINE.

*thum thum thum*
And the song played by one of the characters was so similar to one of the songs in LOTR too.

Someone said I watched too much LOTR but B**** please,
I can't be the only one who connected them.

Other minor details that I have to point out
is that the young Snow White doesn't have black hair.
It was brown. Not even very dark brown.

I guess being malnourished makes your hair pigments darker.

Another thing I can't get over is
the fact that Snow White has quite good stamina
judging by the amount of years she has been kept in the (small?) cell.

And half of the dwarfs should be named Grumpy in this movie.

If you're a fan of Kristen Steward, Charlize Theron or Chris Hemsworth,
go watch it.

IF you're expecting something good,


Charlize Theron is really hot and evilly disturbing here though.
The evil  queen has an incest-ish relationship with her brother btw.

That's what J_Fish has to say~ Au Revoir~
p.s. Still don't see how Kristen Steward could be prettier than Charlize Theron...
Unless the magic mirror (who is a man clasp in golden shiny cloth)
misunderstood the word and took "fairer" for it's pun meaning.

Get it?

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