Thursday, 29 December 2011

What not to give for graduation

I'm taking time off packing my things
(1 box nearly full,
183927438757343873 things to go.)

to bring this public reminder to you. 

(Actually it was coz I was too lazy to continue packing)
Procrastination won over. =/

I was packing my stuff
and I have these bouquets with bears
which I got for graduation.

I do not specially love bears,
alive, or dead, or stuffed.

So I wasn't thrilled to get bears.
I was thankful to receive them,
don't get me wrong,
but giving bears as graduation present
is not a good idea.

Especially when the person doesn't stay at home.

Unless the person is someone who totally adores bears
and would be fine with having 10 more of them.

Now I'm moving,
the bears are cute,
so I don't have the heart to throw them away.
I had to free them from the bouquets
and I found the shocking truth!!

 Look at that cute bear,
with the robe and Mortar Board and all,
but look what it has up its ass.

Not 1,
not 2

but 3 sticks.

Imagine having 3 sticks up your ass.

And you had to smile and look cute. 

Look at the poor bear.
Got sticks up its ass
AND glue
to seal up its ass hole.

It was even more saddening when I pulled the sticks out of its ass
Its internal organs came out along with the stick.

He got rapped by 3 sticks and his asshole is now so huge
he can't keep his organs in...

Poor bear....

So everyone,

Say NO to bear abuse!!

(Handmade) cards would mean a lot more,
and they're easier to keep too.

that's what J_Fish has to say~ Au Revoir~
p.s. I'm moving to a new place to start a new life on the 31st of December.

Ya sure,

I'm moving to somewhere which doesn't require me to pay as much rent as now.
End of story.

Wednesday, 28 December 2011

Accent Tag

Back to vanity. =D

I came across cl2425's video last month (I think).
cl2425 is a Korean Makeup guru on Youtube.

I decided to make the first YouTube video
(with me in it)
about the Accent Tag.

And the rest was history.

I've been told that I have a weird accent.
But the funny part is,
Malaysians don't really have a particular accent
when speaking in English.
(other than the additional "lah" which is not an accent.)


Had a tough time with the converters and
movie makers
coz I never used them before.

I had to hold my phone with one hand throughout the whole recording.
Coz I dun have a real camera.
and my phone just won't stand on it's own anymore.

here's the vid.
Do make a response video if you have time too.

(So that other people can know how Malaysians really sound like)

Now ya'll can hear me speak. =D
I have a quite manly voice. =X

And I do speak really slowly.

that's what J_Fish has to say~ Au Revoir~
p.s. Do tag me in the vid if you do it. X)

I wanna see how I sound different from others..

Monday, 26 December 2011

Had yourself a merry, merry Christmas?

I had a very simple Christmas.
Shopping at Ikea and meatball for dinner.
With Jason and Susan.

Had to find a new wardrobe coz I'm moving.
And the new place has nothing but walls.

But after I shopped at Ikea,
every other wardrobe that I saw
seems to have a reasonable price.

Call me cheapo.

when we were going back,
we saw the sand colour art stall.

I didn't take a picture of the sand,
but if you grew up in the 90s',
I bet you know what it is.

You get to choose the design
and you colour it
with coloured sand.


Ya, right.

The one I chose.
It's RM8,
Slightly larger than A4 I think.


I swear it looks a lot nicer close up. 

I never get to play with this a lot
when I was growing up.

My parents would say that it's a waste of money.

It really is,
coz now I have no idea what to do with it.

I think a lot of us at least tried this once in our life time.

But there are surely some kids who have never even seen this before.
There are some children who don't even get to study.

I'm sure everyone wants everyone to be as happy as they can,
but how many actually does it?

World Vision has been giving chances
to everyone who can to help.

Sponsor a child from other countries.

It only costs you RM50 per month.
If you're willing to help more,
you can choose to give RM80 per month,
the extra RM30 will go to helping prevention of HIV (Hope fund).

It doesn't take much time nor effort to help.
If you had yourself a merry Christmas,
why not help others have a happier life?

What's better is that
you can have a really cute pen pal. =D

For more information, Here!!
The site will explain everything.
If you have any questions but too lazy to visit the site,
you can leave it in the comment.
I'll see if I can help.

I haven't gotten my kid's picture though...
Waiting and waiting,
coz they have to send their details over by snail mail.

But I think it's arriving soon.

That's what J_Fish has to say~ Au Revoir~

p.s. A little generosity goes a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong way.

Let World Vision help you help others. =)